Tag: you fucking furry

yourplayersaidwhat:

context: a giant owl attacked our party, but our dragonborn rolled a nat 20 on animal handling, so the owl became our friend. it could understand but not speak common, so we devised a system to answer our questions: hoot twice for yes, once for no. also, my character’s defining trait is that she’s a huge flirt.
my character: i wink at the owl.
the dm: the owl winks back
our halfling sorcerer: fuckin furry
my character: as we walk into the cave, i look back at the owl and hold up my hand in the “call me” gesture
the dm: the owl… hoots twice for yes

Me, upon seeing porn or suggestive material I dislike: ugh, oh my god get it off my timeline
Also Me: wait. I know a friend that would like this.
Me, After Copying The Link To It And Sending It To A Disgusting Pervert Friend: special delivery for you you fucking degenerate