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ferreretuniverse:

Touhou player emotions

  • need to blink but spell card too intense
  • itchy nose
  • you see a bullet heading towards you but you can’t think of an escape route fast enough so you just Accept Death
  • but then you actually survive somehow??
  • when you 1cc a game for the first time and you feel like a god
  • panic bombing and then seeing you could’ve survived just fine
  • seeing a spell card for the first time and then it does That Fuck Shit
  • Clownpiece

yourplayersaidwhat:

context: a giant owl attacked our party, but our dragonborn rolled a nat 20 on animal handling, so the owl became our friend. it could understand but not speak common, so we devised a system to answer our questions: hoot twice for yes, once for no. also, my character’s defining trait is that she’s a huge flirt.
my character: i wink at the owl.
the dm: the owl winks back
our halfling sorcerer: fuckin furry
my character: as we walk into the cave, i look back at the owl and hold up my hand in the “call me” gesture
the dm: the owl… hoots twice for yes

Me, upon seeing porn or suggestive material I dislike: ugh, oh my god get it off my timeline
Also Me: wait. I know a friend that would like this.
Me, After Copying The Link To It And Sending It To A Disgusting Pervert Friend: special delivery for you you fucking degenerate