IT’S BIRTH!!!!!

what’s up it’s ya boi sans undertale–

favorite thing about them
how he drops jokes at the best (worst) possible times and either ruins the mood entirely or makes the evening go from good to great

least favorite thing about them
STOP! VERBALLY! ATTACKING! PEOPLE! FOR! HURTING! YOU!

favorite line
oh my god i have like ten hundred lines that judge has said that i love but right now have a line from the thing we just did on discord:
* don’t ever fucking do that shit again, or i will personally code kneecaps in for the express purpose of removing them. 
close behind is 
* you’ll have to take my hands from my cold dead hands.

brOTP
atm? stan and judge. they get along really well for a dude who’s 100% evil and a skeleton who’s 99% justice (1% bad meme).

OTP
fallen judge and glitchy haha what

nOTP
the usual Forbidden Relationships, for ethical reasons, because i have standards.

random headcanon
he’s completely forgotten his age and just says ‘400′ because he knows he’s older than that

unpopular opinion
his inability to open up fully would have hindered any romance with someone looking for a healthy relationship

song i associate with them
at the bottom

favorite picture of them

this is the best picture of judge you could ever get just fucking lOOK at him it exemplifies this gremlin the best way i know how