my housemate was joking about me having an affair with someone, but she got stuck on a gender-neutral word for mistress/master and said mattress
i love gay birds
LMAO
I WAS LOOKING THROUGH THE CARDS FROM MY TF2 MONOPOLY GAME AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS
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jesus christ
this will protect us

i just wanted to take pictures of my lil cabin but here comes this bastard… life really does imitate art…







