yawntyy:

trashtv0:

obiwhinekenobi:

mechalesbian:

calling ur dad “my father” is just the socially acceptable way of saying “my dads a bastard and i hate him”

Same goes for ‘My mother’

If you meet someone and they call their parents ‘father’ and ‘mother’ they either were raised in an Amish community or have absolute bastard parents

This or just call them by their first name

Calling parents by their first name either means you killed them and got away with it or are planning to

sodomymcscurvylegs:

When you’re trying to have fun in a video game and the developers throw a timed mission at you:

brainbubblegum:

Everyone in the Undertale fandom interprets those black dots on Gaster’s hands as holes in his palms and that’s great, but I can’t help but see something different-

izzu:

BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I CAN BE KILLED

accordingtomyresearch:

*one minor inconvenience happens* 

minecraft-magic:

GUYS CATS LAY ON BEDS NOW!!!!!!!!!