The creator of The Stanley Parable and The Beginner’s Guide retweeted this
do you ever just feel, like… y’know?
Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh
proper procedure
The best way to handle any situation
ooifjguhio cryptid
Whoa, I uh, found a turtle. Maybe it’s a-a… tortoise? It’s a thing with a shell.
Juliet gazed across her balcony and said, “It’s over Romeo, I have the high ground”
everyone talks about how terrible tumblr was from 2012-2014, but let me tell you, as someone who has been on this website for 5 years, 2015-2017 has been the absolute fucking worst from blatant bullying, to spreading extremely diluted information about mental illness, excusing unhealthy coping mechanisms, and adopting black and white thinking skills. yeah sure, there was some cringy shit back in 2012, but at least people were fucking nice to each other
Not to vent but: fuck
seriously? real talk?
y’all joke about kin drama but like, in 2045 when everyone has shed their humanity and walks around augmented reality as their digital avatar, there is a 100% chance that someone is going to stab someone because they’re both using the same Plump Sexy Anthro Umbreon model they pirated off darknet.org
Fluffy fox
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