thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”
I enjoy “log off” as an imperative because it lacks the implications of “go outside” it’s just like “please sign out of this social media website in particular for some amount of time” you know? Hey try a different terrible website for a while. Neopets. Farming craigslist. Pinterest. Surround yourself with housewives posting about clothespin dolls for 1 month and then come back. That’s my official prescription.
Honestly there’s a large amount of ppl on here who I say “log off” to with the intensity and desperation of Elrond screaming at Isildur to throw the one ring into mount doom
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