No offense summer, but ๐ค๐๐๐ท๐ฎ๐ธ๐๐๐ฆ๐ช๐ฃโฐ๏ธ๐๐ค๐ท๐๐๐ธ๐๐๐ฆ๐ท๐๐ค๐๐๐๐ค๐ท๐ธโฐ๏ธ๐ฆ๐๐ค๐๐ธ๐๐โฐ๏ธโฐ๏ธโฐ๏ธ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐ฎ๐ฎ๐๐ค๐ค๐ธ๐๐๐ช๐ฃ๐๐ค๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐ช๐๐ค๐๐๐ฎ๐ธ๐๐๐ฆ๐ท๐โฐ๏ธ๐ค๐ท๐ค๐ธ๐ฎ๐ธ๐๐ฆ๐ท๐๐ฃ๐๐๐ค๐๐ท๐ท๐๐๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ธ๐๐๐๐๐ฆ๐๐๐ฎ๐ท๐
anyone else have one of those Formative Omegle Experiences thatโs stuck with you
i remember once matching up with this 27 year old mechanic. he found the omegle page open on one the shopโs computers, and he wanted to see what his coworker was up to. we matched up because of our listed โmangaโ interests.
he asked how old i was, and i lied and said i was 16. as a conversation starter, he asked if i had my license yet, and because i was 12, i said no.
so he starts giving me driving tips. get a junker as your first, because when you finally get a new car, youโll be able to appreciate it.
stick shift is going out of fashion, and even if you learn how to drive that way and enjoy it, get an automatic. itโll save your ass on nasty hills and in rush hour traffic.
and most importantly, never hold your hands at 10 and 2. go with 9 and 3. heโd always loved cars, and used to race when he was younger. became pretty well known in the indie circles. one day, he was speeding around the track and just came out of the curve when a girl in the crowd flashed her tits at him.
he was so distracted that he crashed straight into the barrier. due to how he was holding the wheel, he broke both of his arms. he still has a couple lingering issues.
i asked him if it was worth it, and he said yes. heโd do it again if he had the chance. they were the finest tiddies heโd ever seen.
the moral of this story is that, to this day, i grip 9 and 3 when using both hands because wait thatโs what tiddy guy said i should do.