w0wls:

jayranwritesthings:

• by looking at it to make texture predictions
• smelling it to make taste predictions
• poking at it with a fork to ascertain the flexibility and chewiness
• considering its similarities to other foods I’ve disliked
• considering its differences from other foods I’ve liked
• knowing that there is an ingredient in it that I hate
• trying to chop it with a knife and feeling the gristliness and hearing that telltale horrible creaking noise of gristle and noping right out of that situation
• this is how humans naturally decided whether or not to eat unfamiliar foods in the wild thousands of years ago
• our senses interact with each other to protect us, so your nose alerts you to an incoming bad taste before you put it in your mouth so you don’t end up eating the bad thing and dying
• this is how we survived as a species
• it is perfectly rational
• it makes perfect sense
• so stop

Also if its called something like water caserole you can usually guess before hand

passionpeachy:

passionpeachy:

honestly such a power move to headcanon popular cartoon characters belonging to homophobic/transphobic creators as gay and/or trans knowing it definitely makes them seethe in rage

what I’m saying is danny phantom is trans and butch hartman can’t do jackshit about it

coolcatgroup:

So I have this giant squishy cat pillow and Tigerbelle just loves it! 🐱✨💗

garashirs:

garashirs:

garashirs:

one of my favorite tropes of all time is when the author tries to replace curse words with a more ‘family friendly’ alternative or invent new words for worldbuilding purposes but they use existing words that make the whole thing unintentionally hilarious out of context

like these absolute gems, for example