need money for mom’s cremation
cheapest urn is $80 i think, the cremation itself is $700ish
sorry this isn’t a pretty post but i’m not really in a fit state to do Performance Begging
paypal is tentacrab@gmail.com


“Too many people are faking the funk. I was at the club the other night. And I’m scrolling through my Instagram and I see a post from a girl I know. And she’s at the same club. And in this photo she’s holding up a bottle, acting crazy, looking like she doesn’t have a care in the world. But the club wasn’t even rocking like that. It was a Thursday. So I look across the room and there she is: sitting down, looking bored, scrolling through her phone, and clearly faking the funk.”
my counselor: how are you doing?
me: good, how are you?
my counselor: good, what brings you in today?
me: im doin real bad karen
When you deal with mental illness it becomes painfully obvious that “How are you” is a greeting rather than an actual inquiry into your well-being, so the first one is a canned response but the second one gets real
After two hours of dramatic emotional breakdown and a cup of ramen later I realized that I was in fact hungry and not sad.









