Hen's Hellsite

jackthevulture:

wtfenris:

toboldlylesbian:

waitress assigned kin

As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.

I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”

sociallyawkward18:

grandpaq:

1000watttwat:

tarynel:

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .

The perfect use of this damn gif 😂😂😂😂

dyedviolet:

heedra:

we as a society…need to focus less on luxury and more on coziness…this post made by cozy gang

pastarrie:

gastrictank:

i drew this little friend and i dont know what he is but i love him

what a good post everybody! i love this drawing! good thing that’s all there is 2 this post and nobody had to add anything punching him in the face and then having him retaliate and turning it into a post 5 miles long! that’s all folks!

corvell:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

Well SOMEONE’S third eye is wide fucking open

bunnysharks:

dndeath:

Bless you for your mercy

@princetoflamps