can’t wait until i fully ascend to my destined status as jrpg final boss… then i’ll be able to hit the stupid people who respond with idiotic things to my posts with cool fucking attacks like “heartless angel” and “super nova”
me: op do you take criticism on your posts? *gets obliterated instantly by a Graviton Lance*
Hey gang, I just ran after this animal. Someone tell me what animal is this. Look. It’s weird, I found it. I thought it was a duck. Look at its feet, my god*bird kicks* HEY, CALM IT FUCKER, DON’T PECK ME. My mom has a zoo at her house, I’m gonna take it to her. But look, it’s a weird animal*bird starts pecking his fingers* AAAAAAAAAAAAH IT PECKED ME, SON OF A FUCKING BITCH. *sucks air through teeth*UUUGHH FUCK, HE’S PECKING ME GUYS AAAAAAAAHH, ASSHOLE AAAH. FUCKER, LET ME GO, OH FUCK AAH–
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