clientsfromhell:

Client: I just spent hours searching royalty-free
images for the brochure and website but there is just way too many and I don’t
have the time – can you look for me?

Me: Sure – we can do the search. Our rate $X per
hour.

Client: No, no, no – it’s not part of the job. I
want you to find the images for me to choose from before you start on the
brochure and website.

Me: Searching for images requires using my
studio’s resources which is $X per hour.

Client: Could you do it after work?

Me: Then it’s 2 x $X per hour.

Client: You are being ridiculous.