hands-of-the-king:

“So I was playing GTA, and I’m in Los Santos, running from the cops. I dive into the water to lose my wanted level, and I’m swimming around, waiting for it to go. 

When it finally does, I climb back up onto the docks, and suddenly I have six stars, and a cop immediately pulls up to me, sliding. And as it does, the LSPD sticker falls off, and underneath it?

It’s the Diamond Dogs logo. Fucking Big Boss steps out of the car, looks at me, and just says “You’re comin’ with me.”, and I do, because it’s Big Boss.

And the next thing I know I’m getting the shit kicked out of me on Mother Base, and the only thing I can say is “Thanks for that, Boss.””

–@isasamu, describing last night’s dream