Throw Sneaky under the bus!

favorite thing about them: hes a little fricker but like, hes amusing about it. sneaky is a joy to write even when hes fucked up and hes fucked up most of the time.

least favorite thing about them: sneaky you cant just keep cutting people out of your life when they dont meet your fucking standards one (1) time

favorite line: i have a stupid amount of great lines for him but i think one of my favorites is “IS THIS REALLY BENEFICIAL TO EVERYONE OR ARE YOU JUST BEING FUCKING PETTY.”

brOTP: sneaky and bz. not actual bros, but Close Enough Bros.

OTP: sneaky and captain!!!! sneaky!!! and!!! captain!!!!

nOTP: haha remember that time someone said they shipped sneaky and his brother sly

random headcanon: sneaky really does want to help other people but he just doesn’t want it to backfire so a lot of the time he just has judge contract him to do Stuff nowadays

unpopular opinion: uhhh well he’s my version of papyrus but i guess. my unpopular opinion is that he is not a tall cinnamon roll

song i associate with them: broken boy – tonspender

favorite picture of them:

“WHAT”