https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_ogojfjyF2A1qm11ido1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://yourfavcommittedtaxfraud.tumblr.com/post/166987996465/audio_player_iframe/yourfavcommittedtaxfraud/tumblr_ogojfjyF2A1qm11id?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_ogojfjyF2A1qm11ido1.mp3

autumnbramble:

mystery-moose:

dakkpasserida:

I found a TTS voice that was perfect for an audio version of this post.

1) I’m fucking astounded this is a robot voice.

2) I’m fucking losing my mind laughing.

IT’S TIME FOR THIS AGAIN